Pocket Knife Carry for the Cosmopolitan Woman
Posted on August 7, 2007
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Every lady should carry a pocket knife for many reasons. Even the tiniest of cosmopolitan ladies should have a razor sharp pocket knife hidden away in her hand bag for use. What could a lady possibly need with a pocket knife, you ask? 
I am happy that you asked. There are so many uses for a pocket knife that a woman could profit from. However, after reading this; you will ponder how you ever survived without a pocket knife.
Let me clear up one thing before I begin. You may think that I am a bit biased by pushing pocket knives to women being that I am a pocket knife vendor with a very large selection of Pocket Knives. You are correct. However, I simply sell pocket knives to supplement my own income to support my personal pocket knife addiction. I also adamantly believe in the American right to bear a pocket knife. Now, read on.
Clothing Price Tag Emergencies
There is nothing more upsetting than going out for Martinis with the ladies, arriving at that upper-scale Manhattan bar and finding that you have failed to remove a price tag from your blouse indicating that you bought it at Wal-Mart. Horrid!
The trouble in this scenario is that Wal-Mart uses those very tough plastic fasteners to connect the clothing price tags to the article of clothing. These are hopeless to remove with bare hands without ripping the fabric. Yes, you have got it. Reach into your Coach purse, and remove your pocket knife. With no difficulty, you will cut through that tag like butter.
The Taxi Cab Dilemma
There you are, arriving at an imperative meeting on an early New York morning. You are wearing your best business pant suit; one that would make Hillary Clinton drool with desire. The nippy morning air is not going to stop you as you step out of that taxi with your cozy winter scarf snuggled around your neck.
Of course, all is going too good; tragedy strikes. You step out of the cab and slam the door. The taxi rolls forward a bit awaiting a spot to enter traffic. You feel a forceful pull at your throat and comprehend that the scarf is stuck in the cab door.
With the nimbleness of a super-heroine, you quickly retrieve your pocket knife from its sheath that is attached stylishly to your Prada belt. You unsnap the sheath and remove the pocket knife without effort as you have practiced this in front of your bedroom full-length mirror through innumerable commercials during Oprah. You are confident in what you are doing.
You merely cut very little material from the scarf with your pocket knife and pull it free from the taxi in the nick of time as it races away. You are saved once more by your dependable pocket knife.
The Dark and Appalling Streets at Night
The evening is serene, the moon is stunning and you and that handsome gentleman you met a few weeks ago are strolling home from dinner instead of driving. Although the streets can cause a bit of danger at night, and your gentleman friend is more the metrosexual type rather than the strong and silent type, you still have your reliable pocket knife stashed away in your Louis Vuitton handbag. All is good.
Unexpectedly, out leaps a hooded lawbreaker dressed in all black and wearing a incompatible pair of brown loafers; how dreadful!
Your gentleman caller shrieks loudly and freezes!
You look around anxiously and realize that there is not a policeman anywhere.
Gasp! The hooded bandit takes out a nasty pocket knife. You note that the blade is dull; he must not own a decent Pocket Knife Sharpening System. (Don’t let this happen to you.)
Without the slightest of hesitation, you nimbly remove your pocket knife from your handbag quickly flicking the knife open utilizing the ambidextrous thumb stud available on many popular pocket knives today such as Benchmade Knives, Boker Knives and Spyderco Knives.
The brigand glances at you slowing his attack; he glances to your knife, then he glances at his own knife. You know that you’ve got him now.
Your gentleman companion emits a soft cry as he faints at your feet.
The thug observes that your pocket knife is not only larger than his, but your knife is constructed from AUS 8A steel, made popular by Cold Steel Knives and it also has a lovely bead blasted finish.
Oh my! The bandit drops his knife onto the walkway, spins around and is gone in a flash. The streets are safe another night thanks to you.
You find yourself holding your terrified metrosexual male in your arms; brushing back his lightly frosted bangs. He looks at you and blinks back tears, realizing that he is safe.
The Horoscope Tells All
Over time, you have grown more familiar with having your pocket knife with you wherever you go. You have come to recognize why real men always carry their pocket knives, even is the situation does not call for the use of a pocket knife. You just never know.
It all computes now.
There you are in your favorite, modern-deco café, down the street from your office. A hot cup of caramel macchiato sits before you warming your chilled body.
You are glancing through the “New York Times”, shaking your head in disgust, when you are sidetracked by thoughts of what is to come. Where is your life headed? Does he love you, or is he manipulating you? Is that her real hair color, or is it dyed? Pumps or heels? The questions haunt you.
You shake off your wondering mind and rapidly thumb over to the Horoscope where the only wisdom of the “New York Times” resides. Ah, you locate your sign.
A swift and excited read gives you the answers you were looking for. According to your horoscope, you should not waste another minute on lovers who fail to make eye contact with you. Move on. You knew it, but the dependable horoscope has reassured you.
Tragedy strikes!
You must retain this horoscope to stick on your refrigerator door. But, it would look awful ripped from the newspaper to display ragged edges. This is undesirable.
Suddenly, your hand reaches down, as if by instinct, and you remove your pocket knife. The blade flips open with no effort as you have trained and become one with your pocket knife. It is no longer a tool that you grasp; it is now an extension of your arm.
With cat-like accuracy, you steer the razor sharp pocket knife about the horoscope entry. Perfect, you remove the heart-shaped clipping from the page; you smile and tuck it into your purse.
Once again, your pocket knife has proven to be an essential tool along with your compact, lip gloss, pocket book and your large horde of miscellaneous cosmetics.
I understand that you are feeling a slight bit of panic as you have come to realize that you must own a pocket knife. You must calm yourself. You are set to proceed into the next stage of the pocket knife lifestyle. Do not rush or take your search for the perfect pocket knife flippantly.
Initiate your search for a pocket knife to complement your tastes online. Chat with friends and family about the pocket knife they own and carry. Email your favored online pocket knife vendor (Knife & Supply Company, LLC), and ask him, or maybe even her, for suggestions.
Remember, there is a pocket knife for everybody; even the cosmopolitan woman.
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